So, the latest improbably named book has been released, the queues have gone and the wife has read it from cover to cover within 23 hours.
Whilst she was out yesterday I had a conversation with the kids about which of the main characters would be the next one to die in the saga. We decided that it must be either Mrs Weasley, Dumbledore or Hagrid. As they could add to the story by snuffing it whereas Mr Weasley is destined for greater things and Ron and Hermione are too central to lose.
This made an interesting half hour diversion.
Later in the day, as I was starting to read the book the kids burst into the room shouting, “It’s #### who dies, we looked at the back of the book.”
Well, thank you, that saves me six hundred pages of reading.
Kids, can’t live with them, can’t bury them under the patio.