A military thought occurred to me today. As a young NCO I was always being rubber dicked by the RSM or one of the other senior NCOs.

About five minutes ago, whilst giving birth to an otter, it dawned on me that no rubber dicking has taken place for about 15 years. In recent years I have been f*[£ed over, stitched up and a**e raped but I miss the old days of rubber dicking.

Does anyone still get rubber dicked or is that out of fashion now?

It is interesting how the language of a trade or job changes so quickly.