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Recent comments (15)
In response to: "Bars, Smoking and Murphy." 656 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]
I get that it must be much nicer for you non-smokers, ex-smokers and bloody anti-smokrs !! lol BUT - WHY, WHY, cant we have a choice... smoking pubs, non-smoking pubs, choose to sit in smoke, choose not to sit in smoke, why does it always have to be bloody dictated?
just a thought! sorry! more…
In response to: "Dogging...a final solution." 1463 days old
by SensualReading [Member]
Dog'gon good idea if you ask me...DD more…
In response to: "Corn, corned beef and spam fritters." 1463 days old
by SensualReading [Member]
Thats the last time I eat corn....I'm cobbed!!! more…
In response to: "MiB Promises to Write More Often." 1464 days old
by maninblack [Member]
Mmmm, a cattle prod/child interface.....sounds appealing.
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In response to: "MiB Promises to Write More Often." 1465 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]
that or a cattle prod buddy more…
In response to: "The Noble Art Of Rubber Dicking!" 1465 days old
by maninblack [Member]
Nice to see you still around, Lily.
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In response to: "The Noble Art Of Rubber Dicking!" 1487 days old
by Lily-White [Member]
Don't think we called it that in the RN - know what you mean though...
I really miss the days when the WO shouted at me to climb up the bloody ladder and make sure 'everything' was clean for rounds. Armed with a paint brush to touch up the paint work high on the walls, I had stuck a note over my kickers and bum saying "Nosey Fucker". I more…
In response to: "The Tooth Fairy and Other Lies." 1501 days old
by [Visitor]
What a cute daughter in black you have. What's with the silver tooth pot? You just had to didn't you? :P more…
In response to: "Mice and Screaming Women." 1596 days old
by maninblack [Member]
What a rodentalicious thought. more…
In response to: "Mice and Screaming Women." 1599 days old
by Lily-White [Member]
Mice - no problem; Rat - what a challenge! But, house spider - my god I am done for. However, I don't scream - I just freeze and get a cold sweat until I can plan my attack. None of those creatures leave my home alive which all my friend think is cruel - but come on, for gods sake, if they live they'll make babies!
You could try traini more…
In response to: "Poppies, Slaughter and Family Honour." 1612 days old
by Lily-White [Member]
Hey, hope you had a good trip! more…
In response to: "Management By Bean Counting." 1618 days old
by Lily-White [Member]
Seems like you are having as much fun as I… Companies are full to the brim with bureaucracy and political games. I would not be surprised in the least if someone else brings your idea to the table again in a few months time and its welcomed as an innovative solution. After all, people like you and I are just that rung on their ladder!! more…
In response to: "Nobody Likes A Bullshitter." 1619 days old
by Lily-White [Member]
Cockney version: "Did ya slip 'er ya sausage"
Looney-Toons Version: "Slippin' da Salami"
Lily Verson: "Nothing like a nice portion of sausage and salami to fill you up for the day..."
Sorry, I am not a total nut, but the word portion just makes me laugh :-) more…
In response to: "Nobody Likes A Bullshitter." 1621 days old
by maninblack [Member]
Portion.......another great military word.
"....but did you get a portion."
The phrase that rings round barracks every Monday morning. more…
In response to: "Nobody Likes A Bullshitter." 1621 days old
by Lily-White [Member]
Surely not just confined to the Army!! Typical of all armed forces I would say - even us 'girlies' in uniform liked to play on words if it had the desired result... :-)
I hope you won more than just a portion of gusset in your time - just a gusset does not sound that nice! more…